Deliver your scroll to the Guru
Long ago, seekers of wisdom would send their questions on parchment, sealed with wax, and carried by a loyal owl. The Baby Names Guru still prefers this method… but apparently inboxes are faster.
If you wish to contact the Guru, simply compose your scroll (modern mortals call it an email) and send it to:
He reads all scrolls eventually, especially the ones with kind words, baby name triumphs, or snacks attached. Replies may not involve actual owl delivery (budget cuts, you know), but they will arrive straight from the Guru's lair.
